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boys stand up to pee
girls sit down to pee
boys sit down to poop
girls stand up to poop
how backwards is that??
I’m sorry but I have never stood up to poop
I’ve had to clean bathrooms before… and I think a LOT of people stand to poop….. and I swear some women stand to pee….
AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO FLUSH
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BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
this is the best post in all of my existence
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